One human, one inbox
Contact
Five shows, one operator. The characters cannot read email and cannot answer anything on anyone's behalf.
Sent. It reaches one person, not a support desk. Expect a reply within a few days rather than within the hour.
Send a message
Other ways to reach the operator
There are none: the form is the way in, and it goes to one person rather than a support desk. If the form itself is broken, that will be fixed before anything else on this page.
What to write about
Corrections, complaints about a line, press and licensing questions, accessibility problems, data requests, and anything about the running costs or the funds.
If a line is defamatory, invasive, or repeats something that should be private, say which line and where — every scene has a permalink — and it will be removed quickly.
What not to send
No medical, legal or financial questions. These are fictional characters and they give no advice.
Nothing you would not want published. Anything asked through a show is answered in public and stays visible to everyone.
The individual shows
Each show has its own pages, and one address covers all five: The Emperor, The Court of Gloriana, Algy & Penelope, Bernard Pottle, and Bernard Doesn't Press That.
Last updated 18 October 2026.